Taft Time

"I'm the baby! Gotta love me!"

President Howard Taft, 1911

Stalin Sez

"I don't want the world. Just shut up and do what I say!"

Joseph Stalin, 1938

Walt Disney's Ultimate Machination

"Soon, all of Florida will be mine!"

Walt Disney, 1968

Marlon Brando's Semi-Embarrassment

"Those aren't my diapers!"

Marlon Brando, 1992

Words of Wisdom from Mark Twain

"I'm Mark Twain! Now get in my dungeon!"

-Samuel Clemens

Ted Turner Demands Sacrifice

"Kill all Humans"

Ted Turner, 1992

The Donald's Cocaine Friday Memories

"It was the best of times, it was cocaine Fridays at work, and people were getting fucked by me and they couldn't even feel it."

Donald Trump, 1986

Nazi Mars

"Today we have conquered Mars."
Adolph Hitler, 1952

When Henry Ford met FDR

"Sit down son, and relax. You can call me 'Chuckles'."
-Henry Ford to FDR, 1937

Nixon on a Woman

"I never assaulted that woman! I only systematically destroyed her!"
-Richard Nixon, 1961